STOCK MARKET VOCABULARY




Here is the list of popular and commonly used words/abbreviates in the stock market
and what they actually mean (humorously of course) :
 
PE           - Plunge Endless
 
EBITDA - Exit Before It Tumbles Down Again
 
QIB        - Quixotic Indian Blunder
 
HNI       - Has No Idea
 
FII         - Furious Impoverished Investors
 
PMS     - Pre Meditated Scam
 
SIP       - Suicide by Investing Patiently
 
Investor - Someone who is broke
 
Broker  - Worse off than an investor
 
Correction - The next day after you bought shares
 
Momentum Buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low
 
Value Buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower